savethewailes:

Me about to show all my friends the cool bug I caught

lmaonade:

when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn’t waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

froody:

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

lover-suggestion:

lover-suggestion:

today i overheard a girl say “no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart.”

fairycosmos:

truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

sovietnam:

lynslegion:

sloppystyle:

why did he do that

a-wild-haggis:

thememedaddy:

the comments are an absolute dumpster fire except for this gem:

ALT

kimberly-wexler:

wizardlyghost:

wizardlyghost:

itsagifnotagif:

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison